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CPAC Public Hiring Call

After undergoing a major staff restructuring to better accommodate the needs and talents of a changing CPA Central staff in 2016, CPAC has a number of open spots for new staff members to get involved, both in our administration and in our Reporter Corps. Applications can be found below.

CPA Central is the premier news site of Club Penguin Armies and a prime place for anyone, whether you’re a new recruit or army veteran, to foster their talents and learn more about their skillset. If you’re interested in becoming part of CPA Central as either a reporter, columnist, or member of our administrative staff, this would be where to do so.

If you’re interested in embarking on some project involving the story of our grand community, or if you have some new idea for a column here — we encourage you to apply. On the other hand, if you’re just looking to do quality news reporting for the seven-year-running leader in army news, philosophy, opinion and debate — we encourage you to apply as well. CPA Central is a diverse group of people, and it is the best crash course in army politics, history, and culture that you can get.

General Staff Application (all ranks):


Email Address:

Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.):

Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A):

Example Post:

Please copy and paste the entire application directly into your comment, then fill it out from there. Incomplete or improperly formatted applications will be discarded without consideration.

For your example post, please choose a topic of current or relatively recent interest, and write a 350-500 word sample report on the subject. This report should be your own original work, and should be your original research. Interviews can be included, if so desired.

Applications are open through July 15, 2016. 


So, if you’re interested in getting involved with the most influential single entity in CP Warfare, we encourage you to apply. CPAC has built many new recruits into titans of this community, and has revitalized old careers in new, fantastic ways — and maybe, just maybe, you could be next.

B1 & B2

Chairmen of the Board

CP Army World Media


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  2. Name: Wozza

    Email Address: [email protected]

    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): NR Creator/Advisor.

    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): N/A

    Example Post:

    North Pole, NR Capital – With the ongoing changes of the Night Rebels Leadership and this week’s successful events, can we expect to see a change in the tide as they fight for Top four on the Weekly Top Ten.
    The past couple of weeks for the Night Rebels has been a roller-coaster of a journey. We have witnessed the departure of the highly respected leader Chip, the only leader so far to get Night Rebels the top spot on the Top Ten, Night Rebels greatest achievement to date. His withdrawal shocked the top ten with Night Rebels dropping as low as 6th.

    This has triggered leaders and creators to step in and dictate some major changes in leadership and event consistency. Night Rebel Creator, Haroon, made a post claiming these change as the ‘Legends Era’. These changes have noticeably managed to help Night Rebels slowly climb back up the Top Ten to 4th.

    So far this week, the army have managed to achieve high numbers in all events. Averaging 25 to this point. However, the consistency of events have been lacking. With their most recent event being the 27th of May (Monday of this week). Due to the lack of events this week, Night Rebels may struggle to fight for the Top Spot they so dream of maintaining. Fortunately, with the community event they have organised, called ‘North Pole Frenzy’. The aim of this event is apparently to ‘Unite’ the community. Night Rebels have invited 8 Armies to this event, 6 of which have accepted. This could mean that they could manage to gain a position or two (Depending on their size of course).

    Interview with Ryan, NR Leader

    CPAC: Do you think the recent changes to Night Rebels are going to positively impact the army?

    Ryan: You know, armies need to be stable to grow as a family, but we have a great gang here and we can begin to bring improvements if everyone gives a bit of effort.

    CPAC: Is this ‘Legends Era’ going to help NR climb to the top spot of the Top Ten?

    Ryan: Again, everyone needs to give their fair share of effort and a firm partnership throughout the army, which will result in the growth of our army.

    CPAC: Where do you think NR will be placed in the coming Top Ten on Sunday?

    Ryan: We have had some stable sizes this week so I am personally expect Top Three.

    CPAC: Anything else to add?

    Ryan: We have fallen, but we are striking back. Night Power.

    As we can see from the interview above, Ryan is hoping that Night Rebels will continue to rise without the leadership of Chip. It will be interesting to see how this army performs over the coming weeks and if the Leaders stick to the ‘Legends Era’ plan.

    What do you think? Will NR rise once again? Will NR be able to maintain the top spot in the coming weeks? Can NR dominate over summer?


    Future CPAC Reporter.

  3. Name: Pikachu624

    Email Address: [email protected]

    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): No.

    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): SMAC, SMAP.

    Example Post:

  4. Name: jed
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): none armies r stupid
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): i made a post on cpac once if that counts, i helped someone deface smac once too if that counts
    Example Post:
    (i already showed this post to gob and he said it was really really good and said i could be philosopher 1ic but he hasnt given me admin yet)
    As many of you know, the United Kingdom recently voted to leave the European Union, which according my trusty sources like 9gag and reddit, will prove to be a huge mistake. But the real question is, how will this affect our community???

    In the movie, Children of Men, England is the last remaining stable government in the year 2029, as all of the world’s other nations’ governments have collapsed. Due to this, people from all around the world try to emigrate to England, but the British government takes up a strong anti-immigration policy.

    I predict that Brexit will bring forth the exact same crisis, except the exact opposite.

    First off, I think we all know that the British pound will be going down in value just like ur mother went down on my benis :DDDDDDDDD. Because of this imminent economic collapse, the citizens of England will have to make some sacrifices. They will most likely stop going to the dentist, which will save them exactly zero pounds. Pretty soon, they will need to make other sacrifices, like getting rid of the internet. Since WV’s friends list is mostly from the UK, I expect them to fall the fastest, but they won’t be the only ones

    Since now Scotland and Wales will be guaranteed to declare independence, other English sovereignties will follow in suit. The ensuing Gibraltar revolution could prove to be one of the most violent wars of all time. Since the Spanish still hold a claim to Gibraltar and don’t want to set a precedent for Catalan Independence, I think this conflict could turn nuclear. British on the other hand, now a third world country due to their economic collapse, will do what any third world country does in this situation: child soldiers. That’s right, one of CP armies’ greatest recruiting deposits will soon be taken from their homes and shipped off to some rock off the coast of Spain to fight in some war. Luckily for us, I think enough of our current members will be able to dodge the draft, as I do believe autism warrants a discharge. Unfortunately, the twelve year olds who spend hours each day on xat won’t be the only ones who want to avoid warfare, so I expect many children to try to emigrate to Wales. If there are any Welsh who have taken a break from fucking their sheep to read this, I highly recommend you build a wall. Yes, I’m aware the border between Wales and England is a sea, but you can’t be too careful. Following this conflict, it may finally be time for a bloody war for Catalan Independence, but no one cares so that doesn’t matter.

    With the new sea wall thing in place, the English will look to immigrate to other countries. Since about 95% of the British are muslim, they will be allowed to go to Germany, but the last 5% will have some trouble. I can see them attempting to go to a few different places, such as the United States, Ireland, and Syria. Unfortunately, with President Trump’s plan to construct a wall all the way around the US, the British immigrants will unfortunately not be able to experience the new American golden age. They could go to Ireland, but they still have some self respect. So that leaves Syria, who ironically will furiously protest the mass immigration and point at the damage done by the terrorist acts of English soccer fans’ autismo rage after the three lions got demolished by Iceland in the Euros. As a threat of national safety, Syria will just simply have to say no.


    Interview with Dom

    me: how many family members has brexit killed

    dom: 6 so far

    me: and is brexit gay or just bicurious

    dom: lesbian

    me: and how will brexit kill cp armies

    dom: brown penguins will be lynched

    me: on a scale of 1 to cp armies, how autistic is brexit

    dom: keemstar viewers

    interview with aqua

    me: how are you doing

    aqua: u-uhh i-im d-doing good (sorry im nervous)

    me: why do u think the jews made brexit

    aqua: uh money, so they could make money

    me: do u own any pets

    aqua: i have a cat and he is a wonderful addition to my life

    me: lets stay on topic

    aqua: yes

    me: yep

    me: and um, thanks

    So there ya have it!

    (btw this is my first post so please go easy on me :3 lol xD)

    (I’m a girl btw)


    (thanks for reading btw)

  5. Back in my day all you had to do to get on CPAC was be smart and bug the Heads of the site.

  6. Hey B2. You know where to find me!

  7. Name: King Brad
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): Night Rebels 4ic
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): N/A
    Example Post:

  8. Name: choppychopthree
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): No.
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): N/A
    Example Post:

  9. Name: Doctor Mine Turtle
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): None at the moment, returning to CPA as of today.
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): SMAC CEO, SMAP Executive Producer, CPAC Reporter.
    Example Post:
    Philosophy/Editorial: Couldn’t find any, but I won the award for best article and have been nominated for best editorialist/philosophy a few times.

  10. Bam117 isnt so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a leader with such an ability and movement with multilogs? Bam puts the community in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Boomer20 breaks records. Person1233 breaks records. Bam117 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

    • I regret to inform you that your application to the CPA Central has been denied due to lack of factual evidence and opinionated responses. These applications are for CPAC Reporter. Try SMAC Philosopher, I’m sure Chris1 could use a hand.

  11. Name: Sonic

    Email Address: [email protected]

    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): ACP Mod, CPACC CEO, CPAA HOS

    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): CPAF CEO, SMAC AP, CPAC Reporter/Philosopher, anything else isn’t important

    Example Post:

    P.S., I have improved greatly from this. Please do not use these post as strong examples, as their only examples of what I could produce then, but imagine now.

  12. Name: Apollo
    Email Address: I don’t post my email but my WP is xWentz
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): WV LIT
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): SMAP AP, SMAC AP
    Example Post: (Really old from like 2015 but I don’t have a topic to write on or a site so…)

  13. we regret to inform that anybody who has applied up to this comment has not been accepted.

    applications are still currently open.

  14. Name: Meta
    Email Address: Wtf dont they show my email address when i comment already
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): Hippos tyrant, and Multicoloured penguins leader
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): Smac for a bit
    Example Post: I didnt want to post about cpa so i made a really nice post

    The history of all hitherto existing society
    is the history of class struggles.
    Freeman and slave, patrician and plebeian, lord and serf, guild-master‡
    and journeyman, in a
    word, oppressor and oppressed, stood in constant opposition to one another, carried on an
    uninterrupted, now hidden, now open fight, a fight that each time ended, either in a revolutionary
    reconstitution of society at large, or in the common ruin of the contending classes.
    In the earlier epochs of history, we find almost everywhere a complicated arrangement of society
    into various orders, a manifold gradation of social rank. In ancient Rome we have patricians,
    knights, plebeians, slaves; in the Middle Ages, feudal lords, vassals, guild-masters, journeymen,
    apprentices, serfs; in almost all of these classes, again, subordinate gradations.
    The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done
    away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression,
    new forms of struggle in place of the old ones.
    Our epoch, the epoch of the bourgeoisie, possesses, however, this distinct feature: it has
    simplified class antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great
    hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other – Bourgeoisie and Proletariat.
    From the serfs of the Middle Ages sprang the chartered burghers of the earliest towns. From these
    burgesses the first elements of the bourgeoisie were developed.
    The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising
    bourgeoisie. The East-Indian and Chinese markets, the colonisation of America, trade with the
    colonies, the increase in the means of exchange and in commodities generally, gave to commerce,
    to navigation, to industry, an impulse never before known, and thereby, to the revolutionary
    element in the tottering feudal society, a rapid development.
    The feudal system of industry, in which industrial production was monopolised by closed guilds,
    now no longer sufficed for the growing wants of the new markets. The manufacturing system
    took its place. The guild-masters were pushed on one side by the manufacturing middle class;
    division of labour between the different corporate guilds vanished in the face of division of labour
    in each single workshop.
    Meantime the markets kept ever growing, the demand ever rising. Even manufacturer no longer
    sufficed. Thereupon, steam and machinery revolutionised industrial production. The place of
    manufacture was taken by the giant, Modern Industry; the place of the industrial middle class by
    industrial millionaires, the leaders of the whole industrial armies, the modern bourgeois.

    I would write more but the example was like 400 words right? I hope that you all consider my great words and hire me!

    Thank you for reading my post, more to come on this website from me!

  15. Name: Epico
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): Tomb Soldiers leader
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): Club Penguin Comedy Central satirist (Not the most creditable but it’s something.)
    Example Post:

  16. Name: Superhero123
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): SP Leader, GMA Leader, SPF Leader, UTA Leader
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): SMAC, CPAF
    Example Post:

  17. Name: Lucario564
    Email Address: [email protected]
    Current Army Commitments Outside CPAWM (army ranks, other sites, etc.): None
    Past Media Experience (if none, write N/A): Former SMAP CEO and CPAC AP
    Example Post:
    I’m free for the summer and need to practice some writing so I’m only looking for a low reporter position.

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